i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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