got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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