idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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