Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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