come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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