I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
Randomize
