my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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