You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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