i just google imaged poop.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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