I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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