You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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