I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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