I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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