I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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