where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I need a hoe opinion
go on
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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