It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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