Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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