I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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