i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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