adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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