he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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