Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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