He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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