She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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