can we get nightvision for the apartment?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
birth control should be required to get into college
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize