you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
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