I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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