I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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