But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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