**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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