Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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