I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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