I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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