Moan for me like Helen Keller
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize
