Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
Randomize