and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
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