we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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