They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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