I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
you will always have a special place in my vag
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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