Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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