I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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