Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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