But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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