The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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