hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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