I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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