i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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