Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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