I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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