idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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