Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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