shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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