so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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