He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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