Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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